Clancy O'Rourke's  mother opened the shades in his bedroom and scolded him, "Clancy! it's late, we're going to church now, get up!"

"Saint's alive mother! I don't want to go to church! Let me sleep!"

"Now Clancy, I'm not arguing with you again, get up son!"

Clancy pulled the covers over his head and whined, "Why do I have to go?"

His mother replied, "Son, first going to church is good for you, secondly everyone there will be glad to see us there, and thirdly, you're still the Catholic priest!"